What'll I do?

You probably already know that I'm between jobs at the moment.  It's nothing new for me, but every time is equally frustrating.  My motivation wavers as I get bored and then blue.  My cashflow ceases making it more difficult to socialise (let alone pay the bills!)

So I've been thinking... what to do...?

My ideal job...? Writer!  Wish I had room for this:

Or maybe I could be creative making stuff:

I'd love to do a hat-making workshop... but I can't afford it!

I'd work in a cafe... but I don't have any experience!

So it looks like I'll fall back on the old faithful:

Cleaning!  At least the rates have gone up a bit...........................

If only I could just....